General Journal: How lucky are you and why?
Coach Terry: I’m luckier than s hedgehog surfing a waterfall because life is much like that. One minute you’re having the best time . . . the next you are plummeting to an uncertain splash landing (hopefully splash . . . not squish landing). Anyway . . . so far . . . I’m luckier than that.
GJ: Are you more of a hunter or gatherer?
CT: Gatherer! (You barbarians. Have you ever watched Bambi or Nemo?)
GJ: What is the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
CT: I think fancy ketchup went to an Ivy League school.
GJ: What ice cream flavor describes your life and why?
CT: Wasabi ice cream . . . because it’s rare, a little weird, and most people don’t know they like it yet.
GJ: Why doesn’t Winnie the Pooh ever get stung by the bees he messes with?
CT: I think the whole thing is fixed . . . like Monday Night Raw. The bees act like they want to sting Pooh, but it’s just a charade
GJ: What do people in China call their good plates?
CT: I believe the Chinese word is “Wăn,” which of course means “bowl.”
GJ: What was your favorite toy as a child?
CT: We didn’t really have toys back then, just rocks and dirt clods. I preferred dirt clods.
GJ: Which arm rest is yours at the movie theater?
CT: All three of them.
GJ: If you could invent anything, what would you invent?
CT: I would invent software that would synthesize ideas for new inventions.