The mole people are a community of hybrid moles that reside under Heritage High School. They have been a school-wide conspiracy ever since it opened, but the staff has tried to cover it up. I will not let this happen. Today, I will be uncovering the secret of the mole people, and how they are secretly living under our school.
In order to reveal the mole people’s secrets, I went to the source of the rumor. Chris Williams, a sophomore AP World History student, shared this information with the class and was met with laughter and disbelief. However, I decided to dig deeper. “The mole people are absolutely under the school orchestrating everything,” Williams explained. He continued to say that the only way to get to the mole world is through a portal underneath the school that only people with a certain mental fortitude can go into without exploding. Since Williams passes these requirements, he goes into the mole world and interacts with the mole people regularly. In fact, his best friend is a very important mole person named Larry. “Larry is insanely chill. He is the main mole that wants to get into our school, and he has been plotting all of it.” He also made it clear that Larry doesn’t mean any harm to the students of Heritage. Apparently, he just wants to get into the school to have a good place to host parties for the mole community. But, I couldn’t just take Williams’ word for it; I had to meet Larry face to face.
“When I saw your school, I knew it was the perfect spot to host our mole people parties,” Larry said. He also informed me that they have tried to get into the school multiple times, but never succeeded. “One time we tried to dig up to the school, but it ended up making a huge pile of mulch outside in the parking lot, which was way too obvious,” Larry stated. “We hoped that putting pinwheels and trucks on the pile would distract them from it, but it only drew their attention.”
Will the mole people actually end up taking our school and using it for mole parties? Did the mole people really cause the infamous mulch pile? No one knows yet for sure, but one thing is for certain: the mole people will not go unnoticed.
