Shalee Thompson, Staff Writer

The cheesy wet coating that overloads all ten fingers, with nothing but a lickable effect that causes your tongue to dance every time it discovers a new finger with more of a cheesy goodness than the previous finger. What snack could this possibly be? Cheez Its? Doritos? Cheese balls? I’ll give you a moment to think about this. If you guessed any of the snacks that were mentioned you are wrong. This cheesy snack I’m talking about is Cheetos.

Though I’m talking about Cheetos, the question may occur, “Which are you talking about, crunchy Cheetos or Cheeto puffs?” and the answer to that is Cheeto puffs, because I think they actually make my taste buds dance right off my tongue… cheesy right, I know. But which one is superior? Some people will say that the crunchy Cheetos are better because they provide you with an even amount of crunch and cheese flavor, while Cheeto puffs provide you with the perfect amount of air-form crunch and a less cheesy flavor.

Is there any snack food in the world better than cheese puffs? No, no, no…don’t answer; that wasn’t a rhetorical question, because the answer is no. You can’t ever go wrong with cheesy snacks… you just can’t… end of story, period. You can feel free to disagree with me at any time, but you’ll be wrong. We can easily rank crunchy Cheetos and cheese puffs. Crunchy Cheetos being ranked fourth (worst) and cheese puffs being ranked first (best)… nothing else said, because cheese puffs are the best-of-the-best. If you are not a fan of either of the cheesy snacks, I suggest you to go to the store and pick you up some cheez doodles. Oh wait… you’ve never heard of cheez doodles? Well… that’s okay because I’ve never heard of someone not liking cheeto puffs, so I guess it can be considered even steven…right? The logic behind which Cheetos snack is better, simply comes down to which snack makes your fingers more cheesy, which I think is Cheeto puffs, but in your opinion that might be an extremely cheesy answer. So I’ll leave you with this to think about… what would Chester Cheetah want you choose?