EDITORIAL: STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS

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S. Thompson

Shalee Thompson, Staff Writer

I like chicken fingers. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, what do you touch? I have nothing to say about why I’m talking about nothing. Elephants are scared of bees. I didn’t want to come to school this morning. If nothing is something, then why isn’t something nothing? The music I’m currently listening to is great and satisfying to the ears.

I hope you aren’t bored yet. You’re bored aren’t you? Its okay, I am too. Chewing gum while peeling onions will help keep you from crying. Dalmatians are born without spots. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave. I’m currently talking about nothing, but at the same time I’m talking about something. Graduation is coming up… yup… I. am. Dead. I want school to be out, but honestly I’m scared to start my life. I am so full, but I barely ate anything for lunch. What did you have for lunch? I’m tired. I went to bed at 11:30 last night… unfortunately. Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, but women’s shirts have the buttons on the left.

The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it’s already been digested by a bee. We park in our driveway and drive on a parkway. Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die. My back hurts… It’s probably because I’m slouching. How has your day been? Let’s agree to encourage someone today, okay? I just want to go to sleep. This weekend I’m buying me some new Chaco’s. Not that you actually care or anything. I lowered my seat down so I could stretch my legs out, and lean back in my chair but… I felt ridiculous sitting that low; however, I cannot reach the ground while sitting up higher. Did those last two sentences make any sense to you? Yeah, it didn’t make sense to me neither. Makaela lost her necklace in a Wal-Mart bathroom in Gatlinburg, and now she’s sad.

This is killing me… should I stop here? Nahhh… I’m going to keep going. Nahhh isn’t a word… but I just made it one. I wonder if Dr. Ingle will let me keep this as my editorial. I guess if you’re reading this he let me keep it. Hey hey hey Dr. Ingle! I just popped my knuckles. When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red. Work work work is what I’ll be doing this weekend. Did you get the previous Rhiana reference?  I work at a Jewish Temple, but I’m not Jewish. Okay, I’m finished now even though I don’t want to stop. Bye, I’ll write soon…