SLEEP TIGHT

Have you ever felt like a 900 year old man after you rolled out of bed in the morning? Well you obviously haven’t considered buying a new mattress, but, lucky for you, the Heritage High School Legion of Generals is running their third annual mattress sale.

Personally, I am extremely, super duper, really excited about this because frankly, my mattress is atrocious. The thing is ancient and feels like it is made of stone, and I hate it.  It has the springs that poke through to harass me in the night when I am trying to get my beauty sleep. This mattress of mine is a true nuisance, and I want it dead and gone. So if you are in a similar situation to the one that I am in, then this mattress sale is the perfect opportunity to remedy that ailment.

I know that many of our readers here at the General Journal suffer from a lack of lumbar support, and the quickest way to provide some sweet relief to your lower back is by getting a mattress that doesn’t abuse you but instead gives you a sense of comfort and support. Mrs. Taylor told the General Journal, “Come to the HHS Cafeteria on the Saturday the 21st from 10am to 5pm, or Sunday from noon to 5 pm if your parents are wanting to buy a new mattress.” If you wish to relieve your pain, please talk to Mrs.Susi Taylor for more information on prices, and how to purchase your very own HHS Legion of Generals mattress!