Mad-Libs Haiku Round-Up #1
February 12, 2021
Mr. Peace’s English and Journalism classes recently wrote some haikus. Students in each class completed a Mad-Libs-style exercise and then were given the titles for their haikus from the words and phrases written by the class before them.
Here is some of what they came up with:
Condiments Below Convenient Stores
by Anonymous
Walking down the road,
Guy offers me condiments
From below a store.
Steve Harvey Continuously Walking Within a House in the Middle of Nowhere
by Anonymous
His game show is gone
Walking in his empty house
Broke and, now, lonely
Mac and Cheese in a Graveyard at Night
by Anonymous
Someone dumped me here.
They spit me out and said, “Ew!”
Lying in the dirt.
Cold Little Caesars Pizza
by Gavin Anchondo
Gross pizza in fridge
“Hot and Ready” is no more
Microwave for days
Planters Mascot Sitting Unusually within a New and Empty House
by Brendan Franklin
Poor Mr. Peanut,
Sitting alone on his horse
That roams the bedroom
Dr. Phil Walking Above the Outskirts of Atlanta
by Anonymous
Seeing Dr. Phil
Walking above Atlanta
Can be concerning.